Slowest baud rate ever

I am in Syktyvkar, in the Komi Republic of the Russian Federation, after a long long day of work. Many interviews with ex-weapons scientists, lots of discussions about microbial-fused sorbents being used to attack oil spills. Could this get any better?

I'm in the world's slowest internet cafe. I swear the baud rate here is 14400, so I'm going to have to cut this short. We leave for Armenia tomorrow so hopefully I can gather up enough for a report then to make my fans proud.