Thursday, August 24, 2006

Vector

There's something about the phrase "weaponized viruses" that gives a person pause, particularly when sprinkled together with adjectives like "aerosolized" and "Marburg". This morning, as a lauded and oft-frisked guest of the Vector State Research Institute of Microbiology and Virology, it was my pleasure to witness the very labs used by the Soviets to make such biological weapons. Neither particularly clean or modern, the halls of the third and fourth floors look like submarine passages, one airlock closing behind you as you step into the next. Typical office paraphernalia like dogs on pillows and kitties hanging from branches are placed, presumably unironically, next to shutdown protocols in case of accidental exposure or rupture. All cameras and computers were confiscated before going in and the stern female soldiers in camouflage were lucid reminders that this was a very serious place. The thick fog that blanketed the ground just added to creepy effect, the sun not fully exposed until 2pm in the afternoon.

Today was my last [long] day representing the Department of State. Tomorrow I will move out of the Akademgorodok and into Novosibirsk proper. Soon thereafter the theatre of embarrassment known as Rod's Excellent Uzbek Adventure will begin.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yay for aerosolized Marburg virus . . .

5:10 PM GMT  
Blogger Big Dave said...

Creepy man. It is indeed eerie to consider the diabolical ways we have considered and developed to destroy each other. I love the juxtaposition of the furry kitten and the worst-case scenario. I picture the owner of the kitten, a mother of two, calmly participating in a discussion about the most effective method for delivering the killer virus to the enemy so as to realize the maximum kill ratio and terror factor.

Sounds like a good time to break for a holiday mate. Looking forward to some stories of merrymaking versus bombmaking in the “Theatre of Embarrassment”.

BD

5:06 AM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Greetings from España! Glad to hear that your vacation begins soon! Spain is sunny, beautiful and actually looks a lot like home (vineyards, hills, beaches, sun). The beach was an interesting experience yesterday and I am getting used to village life in Spain :)

Today I´m off to the Festa Major (Big Festival) where there will be human tower building, a giant water gun fight, a paella that feeds 3000, tug of war involving the entire town and some ritual where you throw ceramic tiles at a wall for fun.

Have a great trip!!! We can swap European adventures upon your return... I have a feeling yours will be more interesting, but I´ll try to contribute a bit :)

Lisa

8:41 AM GMT  

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